The Lavender Hill Mob ***** (1951, Alec Guinness, Stanley Holloway, Sidney James, Alfie Bass) – Classic Movie Review 121

The marvellous, splendidly quirky, constantly amusing 1951 Ealing Studios classic comedy caper The Lavender Hill Mob is the only one of their famous comedies ever to win an Oscar.

This marvellous, splendidly quirky, constantly amusing Ealing Studios classic comedy, the only one of their famous comedies ever to win an Oscar, is deliciously realised in exuberant high style by director Charles Crichton. It was also honoured with the British Film Academy award for best British film of 1951.

It catches Alec Guinness at his eccentric comedy best as Henry Holland, a mousy, slightly creepy bank teller who’s worked too long in the job, 20 long, boring years. He fancies a happy retirement, a rich one. He’s always been meticulous as the bank’s transfer agent for the delivery of gold bullion.

But all that changes when he meets a man called Alfred Pendlebury (Stanley Holloway), whose business is making souvenirs, specifically paperweights in the shape of the Eiffel Tower. Holland comes up with the idea that they could turn gold bars into souvenirs using Pendlebury’s smelting equipment and smuggle the gold to France.

And so Holland devises what he thinks is a perfect plan to rob his own bank by intercepting an armoured-car shipment of $3 million in gold bars. Holland and Pendlebury realise they need help so they plot deviously to recruit the aid of a couple bumbling professional crooks, Lackery (Sidney James) and Shorty (Alfie Bass), thus forming The Lavender Hill Mob.

The gold successfully nicked, the quartet melt the bars into toy models of the Eiffel Tower as planned, and ship them over to France. They are totally, deliriously happy. But then trouble starts when English schoolgirls on holiday in Paris unwittingly buy them as souvenirs.

The Lavender Hill Mob is a total triumph for writer T E B Clarke, who won an Oscar for his witty, clever best original story and screenplay that is wry and whimsical but with an intriguing slightly surreal spin. He also won Best Screenplay at the Venice Film Festival.

But it’s also memorable for the delicious performances of the beloved British actors who serve his yarn so brilliantly. Guinness and Holloway form a fine, sympatico double act, and all the four main stars are national treasures.

The 22-year-old Audrey Hepburn appears as Chiquita in the first year of her movie career. It is the debut of future famous name Robert Shaw, aged 24, as a chemist at the police exhibition. Two stars are born!

To explain the title, Holland lives in a seedy boarding house on the Lavender Hill street in South London, near Clapham Junction.

The cast are Alec Guinness as Henry ‘Dutch’ Holland, Stanley Holloway as Alfred ‘Al’ Pendlebury, Sid James (Sidney James) as Lackery Wood, Alfie Bass as Shorty Fisher, Marjorie Fielding as Mrs. Chalk, Edie Martin as Miss Evesham, John Salew as Parkin, Ronald Adam as Turner, Arthur Hambling as Wallis, Gibb McLaughlin as Godwin, John Gregson as Inspector Farrow, Clive Morton as Station Sergeant, Sydney Tafler as Clayton, Marie Burke as Senora Gallardo, Audrey Hepburn as Chiquita, William Fox as Gregory, Michael Trubshawe as British Ambassador, Jacques B Brunius as Customs Official, Paul Demelas Customs Official, Eugene Deckers as Customs Official, Andreas Malandrinos as Customs Official, Cyril Chamberlain as Commander, Moultrie Kelsall as Detective Superintendent, Christopher Hewett as Inspector Talbot, Meredith Edwards as P.C. Williams, Patrick Barr as Divisional Detective Inspector, David Davies as City Policeman, Desmond Llewelyn as Customs Official, and Richard Wattis as opposition Member of Parliament.

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