(1.) The Ladykillers: Ealing Studios’ brilliant 1955 black comedy crime film delight The Ladykillers is a deliciously funny film throughout, with a cast to die for. Bafta-winning writer William Rose dreamed the entire film.
(2.) The Lavender Hill Mob: This marvellous, splendidly quirky, constantly amusing Ealing Studios classic comedy caper is the only one of their famous comedies ever to win an Oscar.
(3.) Sexy Beast is extreme crime thriller stuff, but it’s tense, fresh, funny and well judged. Ray Winstone does his London lowlife turn to great effect and Ben Kingsley manages to be shockingly nasty.
(4.) Widows: Steve McQueen’s 2018 cinema version of Lynda La Plante’s masterly 1983 British TV mini-series Widows is both a posh art film and an exciting mainstream heist thriller, but only just.
(5.) King of Thieves: Top British Heist Movie 5: The 2018 crime thriller King of Thieves stars national treasure Michael Caine as Brian Reader, who masterminds the infamous real-life Hatton Garden Robbery.
(6.) The First Great Train Robbery: All aboard the London to Folkestone express for Michael Crichton’s 1978 Victorian crime caper, with Sean Connery as the cracksman William Pierce and Donald Sutherland as the safe-cracker Agar.
(7.) The Hatton Garden Job: The involving and likeable 2017 crime thriller details what happened when four old blokes robbed an underground safe deposit facility in London’s Hatton Garden area over the Easter holidays in April 2015.
(8.) Robbery: The tremendous 1967 British crime movie Robbery stars Stanley Baker as a tough guy who leads a gang of crooks in a great train robbery on the Glasgow to London overnight mail train.
(9.) Snatch (2000): Brad Pitt buys into writer-director Guy Ritchie’s street-cred allure for his eagerly-awaited 2000 follow-up to the 1998 Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels.
(10.) Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels (1998): Guy Ritchie’s London lowlife crime black comedy soars as a laddish comedy for all those who share its dangerously larky sense of humour.
(11.) The League of Gentlemen; The superlative 1960 heist caper film The League of Gentlemen stars Jack Hawkins as a disgruntled former British military officer who assembles a gang of disgraced military gentlemen for a daring bank job.
(12.) Layer Cake: Another day, another Brit crime thriller, but this one from 2004 is quite a lot better than most. Daniel Craig stars as a drug dealer who has made his pile and is planning to quit the cocaine racket.
(13.) A Fish Called Wanda: Star-writer John Cleese’s marvellous 1988 comedy gem is a hilarious fusion of old-time cosy fun and Eighties cynicism, of English eccentricity and American pizzazz.
(14.) The Drop: Tom Hardy and James Gandolfini are both excellent in the well shot, tense and atmospheric 2014 character-driven thriller.
(15.) Muppets Most Wanted: Disney’s The Muppets 2 movie is the properly daft tale of a Muppets world tour, a Kermit the Frog lookalike and his dastardly sidekick.
(16.) The Great St Trinian’s Train Robbery: In the 1966 fourth episode, the school for scandal St Trinian’s is providing the cover for great train robbers. George Cole appears as Flash Harry for one last time, and Frankie Howerd, Dora Bryan and Reg Varney are the headlining stars.
(17.) The Long Arm: Ealing Studios’ 1956 British thriller film stars Jack Hawkins in one of his quintessential roles as a Scotland Yard detective superintendent investigating a series of safe-breaking jobs.
The Bank Job
Daylight Robbery 2008
The Vault
The Duke
The Italian Job
Hatton Garden: The Heist. Director Terry Lee Coker’s 2016 British action film is based on the true story of the Hatton Garden safe deposit burglary in Hatton Garden, London, in April 2015, carried out by a group of elderly career criminals. It stars Sidney Livingstone and Michael McKell.
Twist: Director Martin Owen’s 2021 British crime drama film is an adaptation of Charles Dickens’ 1838 novel Oliver Twist and stars Rafferty Law and Michael Caine.
The Great Train Robbery
My huge thanks to Michael Darvell.